Wednesday, August 17, 2011

My Boyfriend is Weird

There are a lot of reasons my boyfriend is great. He likes everything I cook, he knows exactly what books and magazines to get me when I am sick, he lets me test eye creams on him, he is proud of me for being thrifty when I use a coupon for his birthday dinner, he can usually dress himself.

But despite all his great qualities, he's freaking weird. Earlier this week, he realized there was a mosquito in his apartment. It happens, we live in a swamp. Little did I know he had a solution to the mosquito problem.

Early this morning, he left my apartment, returning 45 minutes later with an interesting purchase.


Yours for only $44 on Amazon.
 Yes, he bought a freaking bug zapper to use inside his apartment to take out a single mosquito. Furthermore, since he is concerned about the fire hazard aspect of this, he plans to sit up all night until the bug gets zapped.