Grow up already!

So I was reading away messages last night and I came across ABs. Quick refresher: AB is the sketchy guy who I dumped because he wore nasty boxers and google-searched me and I thought that was sketchy.
His away message was: "In line at [local bookstore] to get my copy of Harry Potter at midnight. I need a girlfriend."
Um, how should I break this gently? Any guy who spends Friday night in line at a bookstore for a CHILDREN'S BOOK is not capable of maintaining a decent relationship.
AB probably picked up his book at midnight, went home and stayed up for four more hours to read it, then looked at some kiddie porn and jerked off and fell asleep in his ratty-ass boxers. What girl thinks that sounds like her dream man?
I don't care what anyone says, Harry Potter books are for children (okay, maybe "tweens"). They are not for adults, unless said adult is a child-molester.