So, a couple of entries ago, CCG commented on one of her ex's showing his lame-ness via an away message. I've got that beat!
From the away message of Shrek (and please note, this has been up for an entire week now):
So I have a new job...I am a merchandiser for one of the top beer distributing companies in the country. And what does a merchandiser do? I have signs, and shoot a LOT of shit with people. Great huh?
At first, I thought "Well, good for him, finally getting a real job!" Then, I thought about it...he..."has signs"? What the hell does that mean? Then, it occurred to me (after much consulting with CCG) that this must mean he is in charge of bringing the promotional (think holiday/seasonal banners for beer companies) signs at bars and liquor stores. Either that, or he is...drumroll, please...the beer truck driver, WOOT! Or something equally as prestigious. And to think, if I hadn't made him fail out of college, he never would have gotten such an amazing job!
Epicurean Adventures: A Right Proper Irish Breakfast
10 years ago
2 comments:
Hey, he's only one promotion away from realizing his dream of being the Coors Twins bouncer and getting to tell that drunk, horny piece of PWT to keep his hands off the girls. And from there the possibilities are endless.
Ex #2's away message on 10/04:
"wtf is wrong with me?"
Oh, I could write a whole blog on that...wait, I did.
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